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This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. " data-medium-file="https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dating-quotes.jpg? w=670" data-large-file="https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dating-quotes.jpg? I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you’re supposed to have a role.

We’ve gathered up 30 witty dating quotes from celebrities in the hopes that a little bit of insight, intelligence, and, yes, laughter can help you take on Valentine’s season with a bit of a different attitude. — Jennifer Lopez MORE: 50 Motivational Career Quotes to Help You Kick Ass at Work 10.

I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain. — Jennifer Love Hewitt MORE: 101 Amazing Love Quotes We’ll Never Get Tired Of 6. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Dating has taught me what I want and don’t want, who I am, and who I want to be. Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front.

In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl.

#23 “It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.” – Marilyn Monroe #24 “Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.” #25 “Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” – Olivia Cunning, Tie Me #26 “You think I’m cute when I’m angry?

Well get ready, because I’m about to be gorgeous.” #27 “If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you, it’s either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you, or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it.

It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word ‘you’ and I just put the letter ‘u’. We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect.

That’s the day when I take out the garbage.” #16 “Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up.” #17 “Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Don’t worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.” #22 “My ex had one very annoying habit.

Breathing.” [Read: Being single – 30 happy, inspiring quotes for singles] Smartass quotes to live by Don’t let someone else dictate how you live your life. Whether you’re looking to tell it like it is, or offer someone a confusing truth about human behavior, these 11 quotes to live by are sure to help you out.

Good luck figuring out which one.” #28 “The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.” [Read: How to be funny and make people love your company] #29 “You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying: “I just find it funny how…

” Because there is a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.” #30 “Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn’t made any plans, and trying to figure out how the hell you hurt your back.” #31 “My girlfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on her face…

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