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Rules for dating a jewish man

I’m knowledgeable on the subject and I can appreciate a solid Jewish man when I meet him (Why do you think I’m out for Anne Hathaway’s blood all the time? But above all, Jewish men happen to make excellent boyfriends and even better husbands.

So you better love your future mother-in-law’s taste because she’s totally helping him choose your birthday present.

This is kind of a major quality for the person you’re going to marry.

And their love of bagels, lox and Jew food means they won’t mind your smelly breath in the morning.

These men earn the moniker, “NJB” (nice Jewish boys).

Although we refer to ourselves as G-d's chosen people, we do not believe that G-d chose the Jews because of any inherent superiority.

According to the Talmud (Avodah Zarah 2b), G-d offered the Torah to all the nations of the earth, and the Jews were the only ones who accepted it.

Jewish guys have been fasting on Yom Kippur and lighting the Menorah way before their balls dropped and they fell for you.

They gratify in tradition, especially ones that involve family and good food, which is something special in an increasingly disconnected world.

Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore and now Rihanna better watch their backs.

They’ve been snatching all the quality Jewish men, and the Rebeccas and Rachels of the world (okay, maybe just Long Island) aren’t going to have it.

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