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Dating gone online wrong

Dating is messy enough as is, but the Internet complicates it even more.(How can you definitely know who a person is before you meet them IRL? Etc, etc.) These 15 stories of online dating disasters will feed your biggest paranoias. “We met at a local pub for a few drinks, and we got chicken fingers.For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless.

I played with the chinchilla a bit, and she kinda got mad at me for playing with it and back in the purse it went.” via GIPHY 2. We got along okay, the conversation went well, and in the course of the date, he asked me about bad dates I’ve been on. She only wanted to communicate through email or the dating site – which I thought was odd but just went with it. She’s married and her husband is a jealous, gun-collecting hunter type who she’s thinking about leaving.” via GIPHY 4. Eventually he asked if I’d like to see his flat, and I said yes.

He had loads of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were.” 5.

Online dating has never been free from awkward moments.

But some are more damning than others, usually the ones that involve bad first impressions.

“One girl I met up with was on house arrest and ‘forgot’ to tell me.” via GIPHY 7. That’s cool, I thought, I can be friends with nice people that aren’t witty. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. “I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks, and we finally decided to go out on a date.

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“I met up with a girl who brought a binder full of laminated copies of her own poems, then asked me to read and critique them at the table.” 8. Then I found out that her nose ring is a weirdly shiny wart that she tries to pass off as a nose ring because she’s embarrassed by it. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. “I joined OKC four years ago hoping to hook up with a bunch of girls. I suggest we go to dinner and a movie at an Italian restaurant closer to her place so she can walk/bus, and I can do all the commuting.

When I got home, she texted me saying that I was just going to use her had we had sex, calling me a pig. Later on in the movie, he put his hand back on my leg but his fingers moved to my inner thigh.

Next day, I get a text from Ashley’s phone asking if I knew where she was and if I was the last person to talk to her. She knew where I worked and the rough time I got off work, which is almost an hour and a half from where she lived. I took a roundabout way of getting home and ran a few red lights but managed to lose her.” via GIPHY 14. “The guy was immediately sort of creepy – though he seemed perfectly normal via email of course – but I’d traveled a good 45 minutes to get there, so I figured I’d at least watch the movie with him and pay for my own ticket. I very quickly moved his hand and told him to not touch me again or I’d get up and leave.

The conversation was terrible, but I noticed she was taking the chicken fingers and ripping them up in her hands and putting the breading in her huge purse. She smiled and said, ‘Oh, I’m just feeding Sammy,’ and pulled out a fat chinchilla from her purse. Turns out I was on a date with the guy’s roommate.” 3.

She plopped the thing in the middle of the table, and it just kinda chilled out. “I got to know a nice gal for a few weeks before we decided to meet up for a hiking date.

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